Daren Haze: Daren is a strange young being who usually finds himself experimenting with drugs and going to wild concerts with his friends. He can be a bit of a smart-ass with very unstable emotions. He needs to break through his sexual repression from being raised as child model with an obsessive-compulsive mother and a stern, workaholic father.

Eris: Eris is talkative and yet quite the loner type, bringing his guitar everywhere. He is very curious and energetic but oddly effeminate. He found himself working at a scandalous club and his boss wants more sex slaves. When Daren and his friends show up, Eris knows it is the perfect opportunity.

Lydia: Lydia is a pretty tough chick that likes to tease, but if you try to get too close she could quickly mess you up. While going to school with Daren, Lydia had developed a large crush on him. Unfortunately, she really doesn't know how Daren feels about her.

Kandi: Kandi is a very laidback and peaceful individual who always tries to be agreeable. Daren is his best friend, and they hang out with Lydia, getting stoned and going to concerts. Kandi is always the driver and responsible one. He has always really liked Lydia but is waiting for her to get over Daren.

Lothario & Natranthanel Black: Lothario and Nitranthanel are the evil twin owners of the 'Leisure Suit Lair,' the most scandalous club in town. Lothario is the true sadist and makes Nitranthanal do his bidding. They are Eris's twisted masters who send him out to retrieve more unwilling servants.